mohawkins
The Obsidian Order
mohawkins

In texas we have a gas station called Buckey’s, and while they do have binary bathrooms, they are all floor to ceiling stalls, with hand sanitizer inside the stall and seat sanitizing foam for you to use on the seat. It’s amazing and all bathrooms should have stalls like this.

My grandmother insisted she was 33 until I learned how to math and was like ‘shit doesn’t add up.’

Flew her to england to propose. smh. my dude has had my engagement ring in our apartment for the last year. no proposal....because he hates planning things.

That’s awesome for JC Penny, but this is the first I’m hearing of it. I’ll give them half a cookie for half the effort, but providing the line with out marketing for it is a lot like me doing dishes, a basic effort with no follow through.

That’s kind of a dickish response to give a kid :/

When I split up from my husband, one of the reason’s being that he didn’t want to have kids and I very much did, my best friend at the time told me that I should stay with the idiot, get pregnant, and that once the baby was here he’d come around to the idea. Why the fuck would I gamble with my child’s future with

This just breaks my heart on so many levels.

Same but with cats.

Just to confirm, this book is a work of fiction and not a ‘how to’ book right? Because from all the tittering it seemed like people feel she’s advocating this as a thing to do, and not just like a book you read while on the crapper.

My sort of cousin (texas, it’s complicated) lost his leg in a motorcycle accident, and my family seemed legitimately surprised that it didn’t change him as a person. Other than having a prosthetic, he’s still the same giant douche nozzle he always was.

What I still don’t understand is who are all these people actively looking at the other people in the fucking bathroom?!?!?! You could be a flying purple people eater and I could give less than two shits as long as you’re not in my personal space or bogarting the hand towels.

What is it about Target?!?! I gets me every damn time. Do they pump the air with some sort of fight or flight, gotta poop right now pheromone?

Here here, that’s what I told my friend when she was bummed that she had to have an emergency c-section, that as long as the baby didn’t come out of a pod or her nostril it still counts as natural.

It makes me so mad, it’s like they don’t trust you, the person the boobs are attached to, to know what the hell you’re talking about. So mad.

I used to corset, but live in Texas. It’s too damn hot. Not to mention it turns my boobs into a ski slope. Not cute.

This. So much. For a long time I thought that there was something wrong with me because I’d go get fitted and still be miserable. They don’t even carry my bra size in the plus size stores here in the US because my cup size is too big......too big for plus size.....how do you even.

I’m happy for all the ladies that make peace with their boobies through a good fitting, but this has never once been my experience. The bra I try on the fitting room feels great, until I wear it in the real world. 5 minutes in a fitting room does not translate into wearing a bra for 8+ hours. By then it’s too late to

I appreciate that there are more brands making limited larger bra sizes...but they are seriously limited. Boobs don’t stop at a DD cup, I’m not giving a brand a cookie for have some cute E/F cups but nothing beyond that.

They always try to tell me that I’m not the size I say I am. I get fitted about 1-2 times a year, and every fucking time they try to tell me I’m a cup size two sizes smaller than I am. They always seem shocked when their rinky dink little bra looks like a sad eye patch.

not just over time either, depending on hormones and stuff they can fluctuate through you cycle. One of mine (because it would be just the one) goes up a a whole cup size when I’m on my period or ovulating.