‘It’s a bloody woman...’
I hate nail trimming. I’m trying to train my big nugget to get used to it, but she’s seven and hates it when I touch her feets.
So much this. When my boyfriend first moved in with me I had a lady that came and cleaned once every other week. It was amazing. She even folded laundry for me if I had any in the dryer. I had to give her up a couple months later when I had to take a pay cut. My cats even liked her.
I won’t go into my therapy notes, but I’m a dirty person with clean anxiety.
i’ve only ever had one, his name was Texas interestingly enough, and i’m pretty sure my step-brother stole him that way. It was totally sad watching him do stuff with his little deflated toes. Absolutely heart breaking, it’s like if someone ripped out finger bones and just left someone with empty flappy finger skin.…
actually kind of jealous over here....because i obvi have a death wish for giant kitty snuggle >__<
This is a legit concern, the lake the my family used to camp at in the summer had alligators. My mother told me that they wouldn’t come over to the swimming area because there were little signs under the water that had a picture of an alligator with a line going through it.
My grandfather was a large john wayne-ish man, and I will never forget the time when I was little and riding around in his truck and a rattlesnake crossed the road. He didn’t say a word, just stopped the truck, grabbed the shovel out of the back, sauntered up the snake and chopped it with the shovel. It wasn’t even…
my SO must be royal as fuck then because he started going bald in his early 20's. He just does the shaved head now, and looks damn fine doing it.
That just because you love someone very much and you want things to work out with every fiber of your being, sometimes there’s just nothing you can do to save a relationship.
Are you high? I’ve lived on the north and south side, traffic may be lighter getting to Pearland than it was trying to get to Cypress (from the Galleria), but it isn’t what I’d call better. It shouldn’t take an hour to drive 20 miles. You’ve also apparently never been stuck on 290 at 9pm on a Thursday for over an hour…
For Houstonians, a flight to Denver is the just about the cheapest/fastest out of state vacation option. I’m not counting Louisiana/New Orleans because that’s like visiting a cousin up the road, yeah it can be fun, but we’ve been there a million times and they have most of the same decor as us.
I think in her particular case, the whole ‘experiencing pregnant and birth’ excitement might be coming from not being born with a ute. If she’s lived her whole life without one, she probably feels like she’s missed out on a lot of the stuff that comes with being a woman. I don’t know if a transplanted ute get’s…
Forget sore nipples, Church and State swell up a whole cup size every time. It’s damn painful and annoying.
Sorry if this a bit long. So I’ve been at my current company for 5 years, the first 3 years of it I was in a completely different position. I switched from a top level position to a very small fish one, took a $10k pay cut, because it was either that or I was going to have a mental break down. It had occurred to me to…
I used to do chicken breast a lot, I’d cut one breast in half before i cooked it, so when I went back for seconds, it would really just be the rest of my food.
Mine are Church and State. So when I put on a bra I get ‘some separation of church and state’
Man those boob ultrasounds, I had one last year, nothing like copious amounts of cold snot and being jabbed with a big plastic wand by a stranger. Glad your cysts are benign *high five*
This has been my week. PCOS, period decided to skip for the last three months, then show up out of the blue with a host of migraines. My ute has also been doing this thing for the last year where it tries to push it all out in 2 days. So three months of build up in 2 days. I got up yesterday morning and instead of…