Guh I just imagined Trumps creepy pursed lips saying luxurious. That lime tart sounds amazing, but I’m a sucker for sweet and sour. I’m not baking tonight, but I’ll probably make a peanut butter pie for easter, mostly just for me, because I’m a peanut butter monster.

Ok so I’m not a wood expert, but couldn’t he use like a little hand held electric sander to sort of buff out the gauges a bit? Or isn’t there like wood puddy filler stuff? I guess puddy/filler isn’t good for a deck, so probably not doable. The little handheld sander thing though, I don’t think he could mess that up…

Yessssss buzzed sides are the best! I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get through another Texas summer with a full head of hair.

I went to the brow bar at benefit, so i’ve been near an expert once. There are some tutorials online (or the brow bar will show you in person, but I also hate talking to strangers....and wearing pants). I use the anastasia of blah blah blah brow pomade and the little pencil to sort of shape and fill in my brow bald…

Dang I was hoping to hear the results of the air perm, as a life long member of the straight hair club any talk of adding some curl peeks my interest.

Yikes, I had assumed this one was a living donor as well. I hope they can get some living donated ones with work with. If it turns out that my ovaries have betrayed me, and my ute still works, I’d gladly donate it.

He’s fine with taking my last name, but I’d rather us just keep our own, it would weird me out for him to be called Mr. Order, cause that’s my dad’s name :)

Where were you with this info when I was five and trying to convince my dad that potatoes were a perfectly reasonable side dish for dinner?

Really? My liberal feminist boyfriend voted for Bernie in the primaries (as did I) and he has no issues what so ever with the president’s genitals. Which is one of the reasons why he’s my boyfriend. That and he makes a mean pan of brownies.

Well the Houston Rodeo is going on right now.

I feel like the whole point of the first film was that the divorces weren’t ‘just little annoyances.’ That the whole point was that these amazing women had worked hard for themselves and to support their partners, only to be left holding the bag, and how they all came together to support each other and to realize that…

We should have shirts with logos or a secret handshake or something haha

Yup, there are studies that say that weight loss has no impact on loss of breast tissue when it comes to large breasts. I lost about 35lbs a couple years ago, same thing, cup size went up and band size went down. When I gained the wait back (fuck pcos) I also gained more breast tissue, so now my boobs are twice as big…

My aunt apologized to my boyfriend when I told her I was getting a reduction. Like in front of my face.

Length???? That’s insane. As in relative to your body? How long would your boob have to be???

It depends on the surgeon, and how much tissue you have. I’m also an I cup and the lowest they were willing to reduce me was a D. I wanted to be a B. If I ever get to have a reduction, I may just ask to have the whole set removed, because if a D is the best they can do and if I gain any weight, they’ll shoot back up…

I’m the same size and was supposed to get a reduction last year. The doctor’s office called me the day before my surgery to tell me that suddenly my insurance wouldn’t cover it. Even though the insurance agreed that it was medically necessary, and the damn things are causing chest pain and make it impossible to sleep…

I have been dying to ask my mother who she’s voting for in the primaries, she swears she has no allegiance to either party but I’ve only ever known her to vote republican. I know she’d never vote for Hillary, but I can’t see her voting for Drumpf at all. She text me this morning to remind me to vote (but I already…

Shark week is my favorite