A+ parenting. I wish mine had done that for me after my preschool teacher read us that book on ‘How spiders can totally kill you and are super dangerous’

My mother loves to tell people about my fear of spiders, specifically about the time she came to get something from my bathroom and found a tupperware container taped to the wall. There was a spider under it. I was too scared to try to kill it, but also had to pee.

i’ll take everything......even the wigs.....

When my gyno was giving me the run down on the arm implant, she said that bleeding daily was a thing that would happen for the first couple months, but that if it bothered me, she could give me a low dose pill to stop it till my body got used to the implant. I ended up not trying it, but maybe ask your doc if that’s…

All the damn time. I fart on my cat when he’s smothering me on the couch. He doesn’t seem to mind, but one time he woke up from a dead sleep and gave me the most hateful look.

ohohoh!!! I’m in Houston, and my boyfriend works at Johnson Space Center. It’s a nice visit, but a little crowded on the weekend. Do the tram tour if you can, totally worth it.

I’ve been recently informed that i fold the towels wrong. Here I was living almost 30 years, not knowing how to fold towels the entire time I guess.

this makes me really want to be at work today. *sarcasm*

I had Sallie Mae rep straight up tell me that I couldn’t consolidate my loans and then three months later have another rep ask me why I hadn’t consolidated and when I explained that I was told that I couldn’t, she called me a liar. Fuck sallie mae. They can have my money when hell freezes over.

Have your fun. I didn’t do the younger thing (but I was 25 and much younger was a turn off), but I had a lot of other fun times that I will carry fondly to my grave. Even the one with arm muscles as big as my chubby little legs, that I never even got to sleep with. Go forth and get those feet wet.

Such a cutie pie! Congratulations!!

Blerg, with that hair cut he looks like a ‘prettier’ version of my ex husband. And by prettier, I mean in that anime sparkle sort of way. Or like lumpy space prince, only not as cool.

one must leave a strip of gauze in the vagina before delivery and then after birth, remove the strip and rub it and “your vaginal juices all over the baby’s face, mouth, skin, and anus”

Congratulations! Pixie cuts are so fun. Post pics!

If it feels right it feels right. I would make sure to have a bail out plan and some money set aside, so if things go south you can gtfo without it being a huge disaster. Like enough money for first month’s rent, plus deposits, and movers.

I used to get a box from lush, haul my tv in the bathroom, and watch cheesy scifi movies in the bath with a bottle of wine.

They have a pretty solid selection for all ;)

I think it depends on your boobs? Mine are stupid huge nightmare boobs, and so far my best experience has been going to Nordstrom’s and just telling them my size and letting them pick me out all the ones to try on. Then I don’t waste an hour on the floor digging through each rack for the 1 in 200 bras that is close to…

I hate that. I was horrified in college to return from voting only to find out that my friend had also voted....for McCain/Palin. You think you know someone and then...