Just don’t shave. Winter is coming anyway.

that’s the most crazy interesting allergy situation i’ve ever hear of, i kinda want to know more, like the science behind one pit smelling different than the other.

Please tell me you’re future me and that you’ve come to show me that there’s hope.

Yup same. I used to be the director of ops but had to step down because of all the years of insane work stress and basically being on call every second of every day. My breaking point was when the company just about doubled in size over the summer, and when I asked for help (any help, someone to answer phones,…

I agree that Kelly Green wouldn’t technically be a dark green, but look at it beside the twin’s ‘appropriate’ green shirt, I really don’t see why a slightly lighter, almost faded looking shade of green is a a problem.

ah hahahaha love these and your notes!

I would sell at least a kidney for that dress, because that sounds classy as hell.

Ah I hate it when you have to walk in gravel or soft grass. The only tip I have is to shift your weight to the ball of your foot, but even with gravel sometimes that doesn’t help. I wish we could get badges for stuff like this, you definitely earned yours haha.

It’s a common medical condition unfortunately. She sounds like a horrible person that no fluffy animal would ever accept pets from. Hopefully you won’t have to deal to much with her :/

I think i’m just inside the window :D

12 hours in heels?

Wow. I am so sorry that you had to go through all that. I don’t have much advice on going forward, but it sounds like she either takes special pleasure in hurting peoples feelings or had her empathy glands removed. Seriously, why would anyone tell someone that they evoked a “visceral dislike” from other people? How is…

so far i’ve had a piece of chocolate cake, but both of those meals look amazing!

YUS! Been sitting here waiting. Looking for some suggestions for what to wear to a friend’s wedding in October. It’s an outdoor ceremony, indoor reception, in Houston.

this just reminds me of the footstool from Beauty and the Beast...

My only question in all this: So don’t smoke a joint before an MRI because you’ll get weirded out by the fact that it’s a tube machine?

I am so disappoint that I’m almost 30 and had no idea that it stretches. What is even the point of health class or sex ed

Yep if I was doing it again, I’d get the attorney. It did start out as a simple uncontested, he was all about signing the papers and doing what ever he had to do, but he changed his mind half way through the waiting period and didn’t bother to tell me.

why do you have to pay them to fix their typos?????

Yeah I had none of that stuff and it was still a huge hassle. Mostly because it was like pulling teeth to figure out what all the procedures were. How hard is 1) take this form, 2) bring form here, 3) if (a) wait x many days and if (b) you can come back up here tomorrow. I ended up having to file and go to court…