I literally email my boyfriend less than an hour ago, to say that I was listening to Bon Iver and that we should run away and get married in Colorado for Labor Day. Mostly because we’re saving for a house and if we do an ‘all the things wedding’ we know it’d take a chunk out of the house fund. Which with student loans…

What is up with his skin? I’m not sure if it’s the color or the texture that bothers me? It’s just all chapped and pink looking, like some wind beaten, freakishly smooth ballsack face. Is it just me?

My great great uncle Ralph’s funeral, two years ago, when the harpist started playing Ring of Fire. It was apparently something he requested.

hello new fantasy...antonio needs help studying for color theory and turns to an upper class lady with a sharp eye for swatches...and swash-bucklers.....

I wouldn’t worry about his ability to feed and dress himself, I’d worry that there wouldn’t be anyone there to be his rock when he needs one. Which is also the same thing I worry about for me should he die first, just the vast emotional suckage of that kind of loss topped with not having the emotional support system…

sounds like fucking build a bear

• A skincare routine not supervised by a dermatologist

I used to exist on a terrible diet of hot dogs, grilled cheese, pbj, macaroni, and potatoes. I don’t remember any specific starving problem, other than one melt down over grill lines on my hot dog (to this day I still prefer no lines, I’m a special flower). My mom pretty much nipped the whole thing in the bud with her…

Aw Houston is your least favorite city?

*raises hand* I voted for Sam Houston!!! I don’t think I’ve ever been more proud to vote in a local election. Well accept that Wendy Davis didn’t win :(

Aw no need to insult the Ferengi like that, they actually have a code of ethics.

“As the mannequins are solid fiberglass, their form needs to be of certain dimensions to allow clothing to be put on and removed easily; this is therefore not meant to be a representation of the average female body “

$30k in student dept. That’s cute. My boyfriend and I are both Art Institute grads, working in our field, with all totaled around $150k in student loans. We’re chipping away slowly (he’s putting a $900 a month to his, which is more than his half of the rent) but know that we’ll not being done with paying till well…

shoes off in an enclosed tube in the air? holy fuck balls no. and then he touched you with them?????? nope nope nope.

My ex and I did pizza hut lasagna/pasta. Because his mother had ‘secured’ her caterer friend right after the proposal, to only inform me a couple months before the wedding (and almost 2 years after the proposal) that they weren’t so much friends as just a person that she knew, and they were just getting into the…

This! Why do they make you take your glasses off? If I’m ever driving without my glasses, feel free to pull me the fuck over, because some shit has gone down.

No we all say good bye.

I would like to know as well. I was originally diagnosed with PCOS by my first/long time gyno about 3 years ago. Then a year later was told by an endocrinologist after some extensive blood tests that I didn’t have PCOS. And then again earlier this year my PCP re diagnosed me due to my crazy high blood pressure. Now I…

I kept thinking it was missed connections from some dude with a telescope across the street.