He’s so hot right now. Hansel.

I just want the Mets to have more championships than the Marlins. Every fan of any team should wish for this.

Mets fans are the Crossfitters of baseball agony, aggressive proselytizers who want you to know all about their suffering.

Mets fans are the Crossfitters of baseball agony

I’m on Team Anyone-But-The-Cardinals.

Seriously, can we prosecute for Cards fandom yet?

They rend their garments and talk about all the disappointments they’ve experienced—have you heard that their owner’s family was once scammed by Bernie Madoff?—but it’s worth bearing in mind that they won a World Series a mere 29 years ago

I think you mis-heard him. He was saying that as a Met, he was really inspired by a Pair-o’-Keiths.

People questioned how the media should treat stories like this one of the last times this was brought up. But I think when you look at how glaring this news is when it isn’t reported, it demonstrates exactly why it should be talked about.

Wow . . . this . . . Why the Mets Suck could literally be Magary’s farewell opus to this site. He’d have to retire after what I assume would be like an eleven-volume treatise on the sucktasm that is my beloved Mets.

Sucks I'm at work and thus without my usual Kinja login, so stuck down in the greys. Again.

This story doesn't even compare...

Just Kids is one of the most important books in my life. I could re-read it endlessly.

More Gary Thorne broadcasting hockey is a win for everybody.