The working theory is that they did this to stick it to the Yankees.

You have not talked to real Mets fans.  Real Mets fans want the Wilpons to sell the team.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

This is half real (I was very good at baseball/softball as a youth) and half projection but you know what? Confidence is half the battle.

Congratulations on all your wrong answers:

Meet Anderson Coopurr. He’s working on some breaking news in this pic.

Someday when we have a yard we’re gonna get dogs named Bark-tolo Colon and Noah Syn-dog-gaard. But I think our next cat will be named after a NY Rangers forward, Cats Zuccarello. I take it you’ve seen the Keith Hernandez & Hadji video where he lists off Mets-related cat names?

You could always rename him Brandon Nim-meow. ;)

My wife and I rescued a cat off the street about 18 months ago and named him Cat Harvey (Harvey for short) after now-former NY Mets pitcher Matt Harvey. Within 6 months of doing so, the Weinstein scandal broke and Hurricane hit, and it was quite clear we picked the worst cat name of 2017. But alas, that’s his name…

A good rule is that a food item is a good cat name. (Bagel!) And plural food is a great cat name. (Waffles!!)

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

As mentioned in the article, the brilliancy of Cohen and Hernandez spending some time to read the Media Guide (post-season section for lolz), needs to be experienced.

I am always blown away by the courage these women show and have shown. In the face of absolutely brutal pushback from our broken culture, they stayed strong. I hope their sacrifice will keep safe future generations of girls and young women.

The Mets are 12-3, -and the Nots were due. Not sure this game was worth all the ink.

Has Kershaw considered that maybe Ohtani was bored because Kershaw is one of the most boring professional athletes out there? Dude has never given an interesting interview in his life; I can’t imagine he’d be able to give a good sales pitch.

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

Serves them right. It wasn’t her fault they didn’t let it dry before her return. Also, lob.

This has been happening on the subway with increasing frequency. If you really feel the need to watch Blade: Trinity on your phone while on a crowded 7 train, please get some $10 headphones at Walgreens first.

Even if you go, they always filter out anyone who might disbelieve the cops. I’ve been called up multiple time and anyone familiar with what rights you have are shown the door.