I’m so glad, I literally spent an hour searching for a photo that would have this effect.

Oh please. If Pokemon GO players didn’t have the attention span of gnats for this game they would have lost their entire userbase from the negative reactions to... Just about every newsworthy thing that has happened with the game so far.

Tried Jersey Mikes once, was not a plesent expirence.

I guess that would depend on how many days you think are in a year, Albert.

Hi. This article is much older than that.

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

Because Office has some incredible creative tools?

I think we just figured out why every Gawker article has typos :)

LOL. Outlook and Powerpoint are all “nice to see that asshole taking fire for once”

Yeah seriously. I read this article and was like WTF. “Why are you still using microsoft word” is like “Why are you still using the internet, if you combine the post office, the library, your cable TV provider, and the student union, you’ve got like most of the same features!”

I thought all lawyers used wordperfect

See there? Premier Drumpf and his Congress ARE creating jobs! AT VPN providers. But every dime spent there is a dime not spend at your employer’s, thus potentially taking away your job.

See there? Premier Drumpf and his Congress ARE creating jobs! AT VPN providers. But every dime spent there is a dime…

Not all of them have won a world series though.

He has a wife, you know!

D.B. Pooper

As for rubbing spicy things on one’s ballsack, that is a general life advice sort of thing. Sort of mistake you make only once.

You’re mixed up there; he writes about ghosts.

Haha that stumble at the end is still amazing every time.

No kidding, I'd have started in Hungary...for obvious reasons