he reads from from a very old translation.

this is why I don't allow lighters or tank tops or hippies in my car.

Dude you need to do an AMA on Reddit.

looks like the site's been lifehacked. I got it to work twice, but had to resubmit a bunch of times. neither of mine were on the list but ... yeah 2-factor all the way.

i'll second that.

For all the thrashing about Kinja has done, and to still see some crap troll's comment be #2 in the discussion ... disgusting.

Thanks, Payne Stewart was the one.

yes Payne Stewart was exactly who I couldn't rememeber. Thank you. Sad ... :-/

Sad ... didn't something like this happen in the 90's to someone famous? I was thinking John Denver, but his was a land crash with no jet escort or hypoxia ...

Maybe we should start a fund for him.

COMIC BOOK GUY AT 0:41. Worst episode ever.

lol i was just thinking the same thing. the video has some uncomfortable cringy moments, but without the distraction, the song's pretty catchy.

Hah these guys are great, they're called World Order. This is one of my favs..

"The cop asks, "Is that good with you?" in a normal voice. (We're not sure what he'd said before.)"

He was probably minding is own business, eating a succulent Chinese meal.

Stop feeding the troll. He's had enough paint chips already.

Say hi to your mother for me.

the green suits really have to be skin tight, huh?

I'd be all over that.

Jack Frost the Ripper

this thread pretty much writes itself