“After about 10 hours of driving, we rolled into my friend’s driveway in Vienna, found vertical surfaces in the house, and passed out.” Vertical sleeping surfaces! What are you, some sort of sea urchins?

Bingo. Don’t shit where you eat.

As many as you want. The real question is: How many coworkers SHOULD you bone?

Slow day, eh?

I used to drive raptors a lot back when I was a Ford service advisor. I had all the mustang/raptors/ST guys coming to me. Anywho, every time I drove one of those trucks I felt empowered to run over everything in my path like I was driving Big Foot. Then I remembered it costs twice as much as my brand new 5.0 GT and…

I too have tried a few times. Uncomfortable is not the right word for how that video makes me feel, truth is there is no word or phrase to accurately describe the feeling that video elicits.

I’m pretty sure that kid had a vape in his hands too.

Actually, Obama still runs the nation, so...

Bad grammar, portrait-style filming and a diabetic boy waddling around a gas station in flip-flops. This is Trump’s America.

That’s hot

A priest, a rabbi, and a weight lifter walk into a bar. The weight lifter —

PSA: if you can buy your shoes in the toddler section, splash 40 bucks on some Jordans.

Sponsored by Takata.

This is more like putting cereal in my yogurt. Semantics, I know, but much different delivery system than putting milk on my cereal.

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Could have gotten one in 2012 for $45k that same optioned truck with close to 80k miles is still $40k. Yea I am kicking myself for getting the stupid FX4.

Raptor resale is currently great. It seems to have bumped since the pause between updates and lack of v8 so far. My 2013 is still valued within ~15% of what I paid 4 years ago.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

My all time favorite porsche color, but in turbo form, makes it.my favorite porsche of all time

Call me Skylar White, because I would drive that thing until my marriage fell apart. NP