Am I the only one who now hates solid dark colors on computer screens? They just seem so bad without a gradient.

1. "But it does reveal that the old stereotype of men simply working harder than women isn't true."

"a fan of the artist who was too poor to purchase one of the pieces, so said fan stole the piece"

I figure if I get a new wife everyday and impregnate her it will be much less of a burden

Only once I donate all my sperm first

I'm only allowed 4 wives at any current time

I think it can work.

I think it can work.

I want to have 1000 kids. How can I make sure I do that?

The article suggests caffeine energy boosts are all in your head, NOT the addiction, which has been proven to exist.

You know, it's funny. I've had one for over a year and only had about 4 questions on it, and nothing negative. Which is surprising considering what my friends have seen.

We just got power back today after Hurricane Irene.

I dunno if you've ever actually seen a hijab in real life but a hijab is probably just as secure as wearing pants. AKA, it is really secure. If someone tugs on it it will be pulled off, but unless you do that, it won't happen.

How would this work? I mean, I range from thinking I'm ugly as sin to fucking Brad Pitt.

Honestly, if I can get any internship it would work well for me. The problem I'm having at the moment is that no one really wants a high school kid to intern for them and despite the fact that both my parents work in certain fields that allow them to know people to ask, they still haven't found one.

It just seems like the college for me. I've been set on an Ivy League since I feel I have a higher potential and I feel that out of all the Ivy Leagues, a) Yale is in my state, b) it seems like everyone who lives there enjoys it.

Thanks for the links and advice. Unfortunately, the High School research apprenticeship isn't available to me because I have such a late birthday that even when they update the page for next year, I'll have turned 16 after the year is over and only be entering my junior year.

Uh, I've currently got 3 in mind, Psych, Poly Sci, or Comp Sci.

Yeah, I currently volunteer at a food shelter once every month and attend any other services I can find through several reknown Muslim NPO's. Thanks for the tip.

So, despite the fact that a hurricane is on its way to my state within the next 24 hours, I'm going to ask for help about college apps.