Leslie Jordan is a delight. 

This.

Telling people alternate lines isn’t all that helpful. You find “Are you excited?” to be intrusive, but not “How are you feeling?” and blanket advise people to ask the latter. But I’ve known pregnant women who HATE “How are you feeling?” I’ve been told forever to never, EVER ask “Is there anything I can do?” because…

Here’s what’s dumb: this woman will forever be known as “Gorilla Glue Girl” , but Ted Cruz will be reelected in 3 years. Put that derision and hatred to good use, rather than continue to make this woman’s life hell. What good is this doing for you, since you’re so goddamned selfish that this somehow has to be centered…

I enjoyed hearing from her and that she’s doing better. It was a nice little thing we all got to enjoy.

But y’all are the ones still talking about her- I DON’T think she did this for clout, because we all do dumb shit all. of. the. time. Ted-motherfucking-Cruz (aka Satan’s Shit-stain) is doing dumb (and evil) shit on the taxpayers dime, at least the people that donated to Tessica know what the money is going to pay for…

It’s kind of funny how nasty everyone here is. The fact that she had to wait until Obeng stepped in is telling enough. Regardless of her intentions or would-be plans it didn’t work out. Either the innocent “moment of stupidity” or the IMMGONNAGOVIRALMWAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! it clearly didn’t work out.

And so ends a chapter in the life of a good woman who did a silly thing who simply did what everyone advises: “Ask for help.” Which she did. Let it be on the conscience of those who always seek ill in others first. Listen not to their shrill tweeting.

Thoughts & prayers from his college roomate:

It is the dumbest major sport, fitting it’s only popular in ‘Murica.  We live in a dumbass country where coaching footbaw is enough qualification to send a moron to the Senate.  

One thing I’ve learned in the past year is that I kinda don’t give a shit about football anymore. Seems like it brings out the worst in basically everyone.

So, what rhymes with Kaepernick?

I’ll buy some copies for the local tiny libraries. I don’t even care if it’s good, I just want Ms. Abrams to get PAAAAAAID.

There’s even the obvious in.

The police drove us to Murkowski’s home, where her husband had built us a nice fire and had glasses of wine awaiting us.

Team  Squirrel. 100%

Right after the explosion there was all this love thrown at the cops for “bravely” evacuating people. Social media was awash in praise and thanks for the cops who committed the miracle of actually doing their job competently for once but now we see that they didn’t do their job competently after all.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

Rudy thinks Trump is gonna actually pay $20k a day when all this is said and done? The check is in the mail.

Agreed. I personally never worked with him but I know a few who have and nobody in the on-set world has anything bad to say about him. He and Keanu Reeves are duking it out for most respected star among production crews.