What, you can’t fall back on doing architecture for a boutique firm in Europe if your Wall Street banking and having sex for cash options fall through?

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Yeah sucking dicks for cash is definitely preferable to the fuckery those Wall Street assholes get up to.

Grindr is the more honorable profession.

There is no such thing as ethically raising an animal for meat consumption. That is like saying I will raise your dog and play with him daily for 2 out of its expected 10-15 year lifespan before I load it on a truck with other 2 year old dogs and then gas or bolt-gun them. There is no ethically raised meat, just…

I’m honestly surprised it took them a full 4 hours to leave the scene, get back to the station, change back into their uniforms and drive back to the house they just shot at.

“The only advice I would give is [to] ask yourself ‘why do I feel this way?’”

It’s almost as if cops shouldn’t regularly carry guns because they’re very dangerous and not at all useful in the vast majority of situations or something...

Ah.  very cool. continued success! 

Good for him. I would watch LeVar Burton host anything.

Yes, all. There should be no place for that kind of inflexibility in a justice system.

... and this is why the “tough on crime” mandatory minimum sentences (which always seem to end up equalling “life in prison”, somehow) are simply bad public policy.

Mandatory minimum laws are obscene in all instances.

It’s the end of the year so is everyone just outraged-out?! Why aren’t we all screaming about this?!?!

I don’t know why people keep paying attention to Koonye. He’s fucking done, has been for quite some time and frankly, if none of his other fuckshit didn’t bother you, him hugging up on Agent Orange Foolius like he was some great fat orange savior should have done it. I don’t know what to say to people at this point.

It still boggles my mind that we as Black folk have not en masse canceled Coonye and all of his minions. I wouldn't allow my kids to watch his free concert with (borderline pedo) Drake on Amazon today because I didn’t want him to get the views from my house at least. While I acknowledge he has some issues that need…

Such a noble fight, making sure no one throws off the deadly oppression of bigotry and hatred before their allotted turn

“jumping the queue for recognition and respectability”

I think Dave stopped being counter-culture when he bought a mansion and acreage in a state that is 80%+ white. That’s where he’s been writing his transphobic jokes, which I’m sure play really well in Ohio.

America is a vast, self reinforcing culture of malignant lunacy.