Thoughts & prayers from his college roomate:

It is the dumbest major sport, fitting it’s only popular in ‘Murica.  We live in a dumbass country where coaching footbaw is enough qualification to send a moron to the Senate.  

One thing I’ve learned in the past year is that I kinda don’t give a shit about football anymore. Seems like it brings out the worst in basically everyone.

So, what rhymes with Kaepernick?

I’ll buy some copies for the local tiny libraries. I don’t even care if it’s good, I just want Ms. Abrams to get PAAAAAAID.

There’s even the obvious in.

The police drove us to Murkowski’s home, where her husband had built us a nice fire and had glasses of wine awaiting us.

Team  Squirrel. 100%

Right after the explosion there was all this love thrown at the cops for “bravely” evacuating people. Social media was awash in praise and thanks for the cops who committed the miracle of actually doing their job competently for once but now we see that they didn’t do their job competently after all.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

Rudy thinks Trump is gonna actually pay $20k a day when all this is said and done? The check is in the mail.

Agreed. I personally never worked with him but I know a few who have and nobody in the on-set world has anything bad to say about him. He and Keanu Reeves are duking it out for most respected star among production crews.

Absolutely, this is the first time possibly decades that I actually find anything coming out of Tom Cruise’s mouth logical, relatable and respectable! If he had been going on about how it was going to affect his own wallet, that would be different, but he actually seems to be genuinely concerned about not just the…

Also, let’s rip into him for being short like 7 times in the piece to completely insult him, even though he’s doing something cool here. I’m not a Cruise fan - but what??

Thank you thank you thank you!!!! You hit it right on the head.

He’s also been consistently described as super professional when working and he’s the executive producer so it makes sense that he would find issue with people breaking the protocol and I imagine it probably wasn’t the first time it happened.

Yeah, this was an unnecessarily snarky take. He’s a producer who doesn’t want his film shut down by people not take the precautions seriously. He also acknowledged that there are people who’ve lost their livelihoods because of a pandemic that people are refusing to take seriously.  Should he have said pretty please…

Exactly. It’s refreshing to see a gajillionaire movie star’s rant to not be caused by ego, but by a desire to keep food on the table for the grip, the boom guy, the effects person.

Yeah, maybe it’s just because I’m surrounded by so many people who don’t take the pandemic seriously, but I appreciated his rant.

Are you fucking kidding with this garbage Tom Cruise take? Look, the guy is a fucking corny weirdo, but considering how many rich ASSHOLES we’ve seen just pretending COVID is not a thing so that their precious little lives don’t get the least bit interrupted, it’s fucking REFRESHING to see a celeb take it seriously.…