*$65,000.* 

Everything here sounds great. Until next month when Jalopnik hits us with the ”The Toyota TJ Cruiser is $65,000 minivan-SUV hybrid” article.

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Thank you for speaking on behalf of all of us. 

Oh! Scià -Shah, Di-of, Persia-Persia/Iran.

Beat me to it lol I’m like “wtf does this mean?”

My mother has an ‘09 Camry. She hasn’t much interest in cars but doesn’t treat it like shit nor does she drive awfully. She never used her phone while driving. But she’s in her mid-50s so maybe that’s why. I assume she’s an outlier.

But some of these fit 11, YES 11 Comfortably! That makes up for it if you ask me. And the new ones are more normal-looking.

You must consider the fact that not only are you in the 1-ton hunk of metal, but at most all it would cost you, the driver, is waiting a few extra seconds (maybe minutes if you miss the light because of it). By the time that pedestrian walks another 200 feet you’re already half a mile down the road. Meanwhile, what it…

Right? I’ve seen some nasty, fatal, car-obliterating accidents on these cams and many of the drivers don’t even react or scream or anything.

Seriously? I just took a train to NYC and back to Boston this weekend. Is it still shorter with going through security and stuff? I like that I just get to the station put my luggage somewhere and sit down.

It really sucks. The Express Between Boston and NYC it’s only 1 hour less time than the local normal Amtrak trains and it’s $80-$160 more. Not worth it.

As A Muslim and daily Jalopnik reader, The moment I saw the word “Hajj”/”Muslim” and then Mothereffin SaUdI aRaBiA, I knew the comment section would go to complete shit. I was right.

It’s objectively the cleanest.

I really never realized how old Audi is as a company. The furthest back my mind usually goes for old Audis are the Group B Quattros. I forgot about the Audi 100s, 80s, and 200s of the ‘60s and ‘70s.

I mean, it’s either that or this.

Ahh, yes this is definitely not a wagon! This is totally an amazing, completely original, new SUV design!

Thank you! Finally! Some Sense!

Thank you for making this. It has always fascinated me how normal it was for everyone to just drive RHDs in Eastern Russia! Superb article!

Not gonna lie, I can’t read through this entire thing cause it’ll just make me jealous as heck.