Looks like Le'Veon got his...

Don't blame me, I'm a southerner & the headline originally said Coke.

Talk about East Coast bias, the correct title should be "Jason Kidd earned the Nets an extra time out by dropping his pop."

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

Pacman had a great run, there's no denying that. But he had to know it was only a matter of time before his ghosts caught up with him.

Model name? Specs? Amazon link?

Can we all just agree that the most surprising thing about this chart is that someone with the moniker Lvl9LightSpell actually cares about sports.

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

Therefore, at the end of any game, anybody on either team can start with cheap shots on their opponent, because the refs have no jurisdiction once the clock hits zero.

Can also be used by Sigourney Weaver to kill aliens

Of course, if she finds pleasure in the act, she is deemed a whore, and immediately stoned to death, which I'm sure Phil Ball can be bought into justifying.

Ribbed for her pleasure.

"...on the Michigan radio show Doctor & Bentley."

The Associated Press Gives Not A Single Shit About North Koreans

Donovan McNabb sounds like a huge fucking prick.

Bryant really confused the reporter when he mentioned Kyle Orton has the worst beard.

He may have also had two or three talented-ish teammates at Purdue.

The stadium is deathly quiet. The quarterback's calls echo through the silent crowd. The ball is snapped. Cornerbacks are careful to not touch wide receivers, and instead, cheer them down the field. A streaking defensive end runs unabated towards the quarterback. Milliseconds before impact the defensive player stops…

The illuminati would have you believe lies like evolution, vaccination, germ theory, gravity, a heliocentric solar system, and a spherical earth.