No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

Totally. Players need to feel comfortable hurling racial slurs at other players and telling them they are going to cum in their family member's cunts.

Wat a bunch of compleet HORSESHIT!! Leave it to the libral meedia to try and take down one of the best offencive linemens the NFL has ever scene!! FOR WHAT?!! TELL ME!! Caus he gets emotional on the field of battel?! HES A LEADER!! Caus he tried to help his team by getting rid of a DRUG ATTIC?!! He should be rewarded…

The possibility that Christian Ponder and Josh Freeman will both be killed in a freak pheasant hunting accident this Saturday is certainly the nightmare of all nightmares, but no team in the NFL would be better equipped to handle the loss of two useless quarterbacks than the Vikings. Fools will cry that I'm jinxing…

This has to be one of the most disturbing images a Texan has ever had to witness. Two grown men holding hands, that is.

This year's fundraiser for the Progeria Research Foundation was Slayer's most successful yet!

So according to his (maybe) father, Richie Incognito is habitually taunting and bullying someone he knows has attempted suicide multiple times. Sounds like Richie Incognito is a real piece of shit, even if you accept every word of his father's story.

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

Man, if I was surrounded by dicks all week at work, the last thing I'd want to do is go to a Patriots game on the weekend.

I begrudgingly have to agree with Billy here. John Farrell made some horrible managerial decisions out there. You didn't see Bobby Valentine making those types of blunders in the World Series this year.

Joe Buck says "I love you" three times. McCarver's last word on a national broadcast is "ditto."

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR 2013 WORLD SERIES MVP

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

How about just not allowing the guy to catch a touchdown in front of you?

Celebratin' a touchdown? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

That wrong isn't really a wrong because something far away and barely tangentially-related is MORE wrong!

Ha, "Men's Rights" guys certainty aren't "hardcore bros", they're all these pathetic, sniveling little beta-males. They have shitty shitty lives due to their own shortcomings and inability to get respect or improve themselves, so they blame women.

This picture was taken last week in Portland, OR.

He should become a soccer player because soccer players are known for engaging in these kinds of antics on the soccer field or "pitch" as they call it.