Yep, this one I could definitely watch forever. Or at least a span of 5 minutes straight followed by another 10 minutes of a feeling of guilt and despair.

This is not a looped GIF, it's a live feed of your favorite cell phone assembly factory.

No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

You are saying equipment is all that separates the professional from the amateurs?

Just because people have nice cameras, it doesn't dilute the skills of pros, does it, really?

Totally. Players need to feel comfortable hurling racial slurs at other players and telling them they are going to cum in their family member's cunts.

Wat a bunch of compleet HORSESHIT!! Leave it to the libral meedia to try and take down one of the best offencive linemens the NFL has ever scene!! FOR WHAT?!! TELL ME!! Caus he gets emotional on the field of battel?! HES A LEADER!! Caus he tried to help his team by getting rid of a DRUG ATTIC?!! He should be rewarded…

I was not aware that Mexican coke was cut with sugar.

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

The possibility that Christian Ponder and Josh Freeman will both be killed in a freak pheasant hunting accident this Saturday is certainly the nightmare of all nightmares, but no team in the NFL would be better equipped to handle the loss of two useless quarterbacks than the Vikings. Fools will cry that I'm jinxing…

This has to be one of the most disturbing images a Texan has ever had to witness. Two grown men holding hands, that is.

This year's fundraiser for the Progeria Research Foundation was Slayer's most successful yet!

So according to his (maybe) father, Richie Incognito is habitually taunting and bullying someone he knows has attempted suicide multiple times. Sounds like Richie Incognito is a real piece of shit, even if you accept every word of his father's story.

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

Man, if I was surrounded by dicks all week at work, the last thing I'd want to do is go to a Patriots game on the weekend.

Who owns Stone? Oh, Stone owns Stone? cool.

I begrudgingly have to agree with Billy here. John Farrell made some horrible managerial decisions out there. You didn't see Bobby Valentine making those types of blunders in the World Series this year.