Joe Buck says "I love you" three times. McCarver's last word on a national broadcast is "ditto."

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR 2013 WORLD SERIES MVP

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

How about just not allowing the guy to catch a touchdown in front of you?

Celebratin' a touchdown? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

That wrong isn't really a wrong because something far away and barely tangentially-related is MORE wrong!

Ha, "Men's Rights" guys certainty aren't "hardcore bros", they're all these pathetic, sniveling little beta-males. They have shitty shitty lives due to their own shortcomings and inability to get respect or improve themselves, so they blame women.

This picture was taken last week in Portland, OR.

He should become a soccer player because soccer players are known for engaging in these kinds of antics on the soccer field or "pitch" as they call it.

I don't think I could ever get enough shots of distraught Cards fan. I would bathe in their tears and shit.

Good. It's not just me.

The fuck is roti?

Sorry, I'm still confused. If all those books are on his desk, then what the hell is he sitting on?

Visanthe Shiancoe had to give up his pet snake because it scared Brett Favre.

The NFL... does a great job of keeping drugs out (not perfect, but better than baseball)

I assume your issue with it is the time it takes to review the call, and I'd agree. There is no need for the ref to run over to a hooded monitor and take 4 minutes to review every angle. On 90% of these reviews, everyone at home watching on tv knows within 30 seconds what the right call is. Put an official in a…

I'll go ahead and declare you as someone who doesn't care if the right call is made.

Barry, your criticism of the Rams is unfair. I think every team in the NFL looking for a QB will find Brett on their short list.