How about just not allowing the guy to catch a touchdown in front of you?

Celebratin' a touchdown? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

Ha, "Men's Rights" guys certainty aren't "hardcore bros", they're all these pathetic, sniveling little beta-males. They have shitty shitty lives due to their own shortcomings and inability to get respect or improve themselves, so they blame women.

This picture was taken last week in Portland, OR.

He should become a soccer player because soccer players are known for engaging in these kinds of antics on the soccer field or "pitch" as they call it.

I don't think I could ever get enough shots of distraught Cards fan. I would bathe in their tears and shit.

Sorry, I'm still confused. If all those books are on his desk, then what the hell is he sitting on?

Visanthe Shiancoe had to give up his pet snake because it scared Brett Favre.

The NFL... does a great job of keeping drugs out (not perfect, but better than baseball)

I assume your issue with it is the time it takes to review the call, and I'd agree. There is no need for the ref to run over to a hooded monitor and take 4 minutes to review every angle. On 90% of these reviews, everyone at home watching on tv knows within 30 seconds what the right call is. Put an official in a…

I'll go ahead and declare you as someone who doesn't care if the right call is made.

Barry, your criticism of the Rams is unfair. I think every team in the NFL looking for a QB will find Brett on their short list.

Of course it is. Everyone now in their late 20s learned as a kid that you have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

[quietly closes browser window and goes about his day, never mentioning the tweet again]

I Can't Remember the Titans

Eh, it's only a Cardinals game.

I actually know one of the Texans' trainers and heard what happened. These three guys saw a homeless man out front of the hotel and were making fun of him. The guy had a sign asking for money and claiming that he had a bunch of illnesses, etc. Anyway, the problem apparently wasn't that they were mocking the poor…

i understand the constant calls for him to go: skunked twice in the WS, botched this year's ALCS, and generally seems to make odd decisions with pitching. and we're terrible at manufacturing runs.