Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down years ago.

@SexCauldron? I thought they shut that twitter handle down?

Anyone who tries to say this is not "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll" is a joy-killing asshole. Stop being joy-killing assholes.

"Nnnnhh... life begins at conception, Roe!"

Busch league

Have to disagree with the Freese one, Tom. The greatest white guy in the NBA ever, Larry Bird, never celebrated after scoring. Hell, he wouldn't even acknowledge the daughter as his own years later.

Absolutely one of the greatest posts in Deadspin history. Screw the Cardinals and their hypocrisy.

Former Blue Devil Draws Charge While Flopping

Hear, hear. When is a white guy gonna get a break for once...

"(Ed McMahon was also there!)"

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?

After our halftime show, the same fine gentleman called a female member of the band the "c" word.

I haven't seen that mangled of a box on a car seat since Britney Spears.

Not the first time Muhammad has been cited when two jets hit.

The Hurt Locker

Darren Rovell is the kind of person that uses the word "synergy" unironically

Seriously guys, this is a pretty common occurrence. I mean, 'Former Bear Reveals Secrets' was the keynote speech at the Pray Yourself Straight conference I was at on Saturday.