Tom Waits plays a pacifist inventor who lives in an abandoned amusement park for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

I was having a really hard time noticing anything different.

The minimal, if any, improvement is just proving how goddamn talented the original stop-motion animators were. The originals are fine.

So ... um I may have missed this but how can we watch this? Is it streaming? Theaters only?

“That’d be troubling if the game but unmemorable Jim Carrey’s guest stint as then-candidate Biden were better than the sloppy, wig-topped thing Alec Baldwin trotted out whenever he felt like working over the last five years of Saturdays.”

Thank you for including this; I will defend Real Steel to my dying day. One of the most enjoyable father/son films I’ve ever seen.

Much like with other beloved italian subgenres like spaghetti westerns and Poliziotteschi, there’s a lot of crap you have to wade through to get to the good stuff.

I had a Dr. Appt this morning. They are located in a hospital, and as I’m leaving, I get a phone call from an elderly relative in NYC whose internet wasn’t working.

“Hoose lion iz it, anyways?” ~ Werner Herzog, Improvist

Every time I see kids skateboarding in a parking lot, (1) I think of this Onion article, and (2) the kids prove the article true: https://local.theonion.com/nations-amateur-skateboarders-havent-landed-trick-in-12-1819574936

The Skateboarder stands again, his body aches with the pain of a thousand falls. His body says “stop” but he says “NO”! He begins to roll on his wheeled board. She is a harsh mistress who brokers no compromise. She does not allow mistakes and she punishes them with pain.  But she is but one of the many bitches that…

Can’t they just turn it off and turn it back on?

[blows on the cartridge and reinserts]

I wear another mask on the back of my head to confuse my enemies!

But does that building have a faancy res-ta-raaaaaunt?

THIS IS A FIGHT. WE ARE FIGHTING

Okay, they're BNL now?

Did Jeff Winger write this article?