C’mon, the age of consent in South Korea is 13, so Soon-Yi totally doesn’t count. - Woody

Let’s give it up for Woody “I Only Raped Two Daughters” Allen, everyone.

Hey Woody:

Honestly I’m surprised the Brits call them “tents”, and not...something completely different.

So what you’re saying is I should post it twice and bask in their rage tears?

i’m pissed to shit. months ago when i flagged various fb sites with the word “nigger” in their names, i got a response from fb saying that there was no content violation. but now that fuckenberg’s ass is on the hot seat, now he’s all kumbaya with folk talking about them bad racists. let’s face it though, this mutha…

In celebration, I will post my favorite Spencer GIF:

As an adjunct professor of philosophy making hardly more than minimum wage, let me just say **screams into the howling void until head explodes**

“Beckyhive”

She has all the curves of a FedEx box, it’s true.

LMFAO!!!! She straight Pat Boone’d that song! I can’t stop laughing and my ribs hurt!

I can’t believe that I live in a world where Donald Trump can find a near-unlimited number of women to flop around on and sweat all over.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

Trump will fire everyone but his daughter wife.

“...that she took him to see a psychiatrist, who advised her to take her son on a vacation to Africa.”

He may still have some regressive views, but the Pope has made the Catholic Church take significantly longer strides in progressive measures than any of the fucking evangelicals in the U.S. have done. I hope Paul Ryan is quaking in his cowardly boots.

I know you didn’t do this as a reply to me asking you to do it yesterday, but I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who felt a kinda way about it.

The Constitution?