Crew Chief

Zipadelli was Tony's long time crew chief, I believe he helps run Stewart Haas racing these days. Him and Tony go back like 20 years or so.

U run in the road in all black at night and see if u get hit. You'll be sleeping forever.

That didn't turn him into a cyborg. Besides, "slept on it" is a fairly common idiom in the English language. It means that he took some time to think it over. English is crazy yo.

Everything was fine until it was announced that Leonard Little would be Stewart's backup driver.

Im offended that people are offended by the name. That pretty much meets the criteria for you to stop bitching about the name right? Because I'm offended? If you continue offending me by being offended then you're no better than Dan Snyder. In fact you're a hypocrite. An offensive hypocrite.

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Putting an entire sport on his shoulders for 15 years or so has begun to take its toll.

Now that I've seen the footage, 2 games seems about right.

You must be a lot of fun to be around

Oh, yeah. I completely forgot that the entire voting population turned out in the elections and those guys got 100% of the vote. Good catch!

says the guy who just busted balls with a "Whoosh.." comment.

Here's Quad Aces getting beat at the 2008 WSOP:

Sorry, Peterson and Sherman. South Park already did this episode.

What do they have to explain? If they ruled it a catch, they obviously felt it fell within the definition of what constitutes a catch, and I/we don't need further explanation. It was a close call, for sure, but they came down on the side of "not trapped". And honestly, I can easily see how they came to that conclusion…

Shut the fuck up and invent time travel.

I don't get why people keep comparing him to Michael Vick. Did he come with distractions when he was released from jail? Yes, but he is a hell of a lot more valuable to a team than Michael Sam. Vick signed another $100+ million contract after jail. Michael Sam is a rookie who has to fight to make a team. The better…