Can someone call Kris Jenner, and alert her that there needs to be “Clean up on aisle 6"

For most of the Women’s jobs there are dedicated pornhub channels that the guys are hoping to reenact

we never expected Stephen Collins or Woody Allen to be pious, perfect men.

Did Woody Allen go to court?, did his movies tank after the accusations? did he have to make a public apology? Nope, Nope and Nope... Hollywood still loves him. His defence “He makes great films”

Rob used the L word.

The world of fashion can be a very foreign place, because I think those Crotch high boots are ugly, but I love Rihanna so I am going to front that those boots are beautiful, because a stan can’t slip at being a stan.

I am under the impression, Macklemore is not getting over that immense guilt he felt after winning that Grammy.

I am sure Kris stole Kourtney’s phone to tweet that saying “Honey just doing crisis management”

Well that settles it then.

Zoe wanted to continue playing dress up, acting as if this role was similar to Gamora or Neytiri...

Perfect response

So there is definitely another season of “botched”, because it this is the number of recorded authorised plastic surgeries, imagine the number of back door plastic surgeries procedures occurred in 2015.

Giving hectic levels of raccoon eyes

I can imagine Kris’s crisis management book is 50% Rob

This is my face whenever I have to deal with sexism in the workplace

“If he has slipped and done something wrong, I just ask that everybody prays for him.”

• Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are releasing a sex tape.

Kanye was happy someone actually came for him, he realised that his regular tweets don’t make it in to the media as much as they did 2 weeks ago.