Don't hate, the California is a solid performer.

I've spotted this car supporting the New England Forest Rally.

I always, oddly loved these. Far from perfect, but deeply charming.

Alfa romeo 8C if you believe top gear.

I love how goofy the 911 looks here.

I always really liked the original SL65. A luxury convertible with a practical roof and that powerstation of an engine upfront, even more impressive if we remember that it came out in 2004.

I love my car. Technically not a sports car, but a GT (i guess). Top Gear hates it, but they can go eff themselves. Pictured below isn't mine (same color though), but one of the reason's bought mine.

This is easy. V12, pop up headlamps and a giant 2 door body. Its like the Jalop god delivered the perfect car for the civilized, mature citizen.

I tweeted at you from @CKFairbanks, but my suggestion is better explain in more than 140 characters.

Doug, the answer is obvious: The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Preferably in seafoam green, tan top, tan interior.

My dad's '81 Jetta had separate lap and shoulder belts, and the latter could optionally stay attached to the door frame for low-tech automation. That appears to be what's shown in the pic here.

I work in advertising, and this seems like one of those things that sounded hilarious in a meeting, but fell flat in practice.

No, Patrick. Burn was what Ferrari did.

I have discovered the most depressing job in the entire global automotive industry. (No, not Chief Fuel Economy Engineer at Lamborghini. Even worse.) It's being a Chevrolet and Cadillac salesperson in Japan.

Is there any other answer?

Poster Car: 964 Turbo

Bring DeMuro's 360 and make him wear some ludicrous Ferrari apparel.