I’m Team Chelsea.

Welllll. Sounds like a terrific restaurant to AVOID. Anyone who lets their slimy feral kids run amok in a food establishment deserves whatever savagings they get.

YES. My cute dog is a health hazard, but the gross drooly and poopy toddlers who have never properly washed are fine.

Is it safe for a 1 yr old, clothed or not, to be running around a commercial kitchen? Back in the office, sure. Over in one area with a bit of safety gate to keep the kid corralled, yeah. But running around where hot surfaces, boiling liquids, and pointy cutting implements are not just present but required? That…

Since I can’t use my usual methods of elimination per grammar/spelling (pretty even on both sides) I’m going with Chelsea. No swearing or exaggerating how gross the experience was, just a full on descriptive statement. The owners went on the crazed defense so quickly I’m thinking they’re trying not to have the nice…

Yeah, those are some pretty specific details to lie about, and also exactly the sort of “weird shit” kids do that’s hard to make up. Stare at you intently while yodeling? Yes. Butthole? Yes. Why would she make it up? But it’s easy enough to check - Do her other reviews include a bunch of malicious lies? Is this how…

Honestly anyone who lets their kids run around a restaurant is a rude asshole. I hope your friends don’t let their kids do that. It’s dangerous and I promise you that the servers and 99.9% of the diners don’t think that shit is cute at all. Imagine how disappointing that would be for other parents there who might be…

A 1-year-old potty training?? LOL. I call total bullshit.

I am a mom, but I acknowledge two essential truths:

Not only about it but our five-year-old who was trying to say hello to her and she was very uncomfortable and offended.

Just wanted to inform you all that a little after reading this my almost three year old was supposed to be putting on pjs and bent over and showed me her butt. She then asked me what I thought. I then told her to please put her underwear on. BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO.

Anyone who refers to critics as “haters” is almost certainly the one in the wrong.

Are you kidding with this? Nudity, whether it be man, woman, or child is not an option around food being served to the public. Clothing is not optional. This isn’t a preference thing, it’s a health code thing. Putting a disclaimer about “potential baby tomfoolery” on their menu doesn’t stop it from being a massive…

The lady admitted to her child running naked across the restaurant. CASE CLOSED. That’s completely inappropriate and has to be a health code violation. Look, my parents are hippies. Hell, in real life I have two tree names. I get naked in the desert a lot and I use essential oils. I’m fully in support of kids being…

cats are frequently nude and they DO love to show everyone their buttholes. I think you might be onto something.

I don’t care how crunchy, family-friendly of family-run your resturant is; disrobed and unattended children are not for a professional space in which you are serving food or customers. Babies are germ bags. Any unattended child is both unsafe, but also annoying as hell and personally, speaks volumes about the type of…

I believe the original reviewer, this Bartley lady, for a few reasons...

I’m trying to figure out how the customer is the asshole here. Both the customer and the owner are doing a good job of making the customer’s case.

I’m going to say both are telling lies. Baby was probably naked for too long, which at a restaurant is pretty much any naked baby time. Baby probably bent over because thats what babies do. Maybe she saw butthole, probably not. My kids are naked a lot, because kids, they bend over, I see vag, not butthole. I…