Homosexuals generally don't procreate. It is not genetic.

That is one of the most classic scenes from The Office.

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike...

Keep your penis clean by covering it in plastic wrap!

It was sarcastic.

"...you control politics. You control finance. You control industry, and law. You exercise great influence in fashion and entertainment. You control vast military resources. "

The issue here is that the bible says nothing about birth control. The catholic church has decided that its authority overrides the bible. Contraception by the bible's definition cannot be considered a sin. This is an area that each person must follow his or her own convictions. Not the conviction of people who live…

How dare they force me to download this search engine? This is against the constitution!

"...the footage of the players in the heat of the game makes you wonder if female professional football could soon become a reality. The talent is there? Now how about complete uniforms and a little respect?"

I am married. I am pretty sure that I have more sex during any monthly period than my 5 closest single guy friends... combined.

In a quick reaction, adreniline filled situation like this, you always want to aim for the center of mass. You dont want to miss in such an important situation.

Look into a short barrelled shotgun. It is the best all around solution for home defense. Point and shoot. You hit any part of the body and they will be on the ground or dead. Also it is easy to load and aim. No chance of a round hitting innocents.

If anyone tries to break in to your house, baby or not, you put two bullets in their chest. You can't be sure of thier intentions, but you can be sure they are not honorable.

You bought a phone that was a POS when it was released and are complaining about it? Wow.

Wait, So women don't speak with their breasts? I am forever changed.

+1 Though, that sounds like a terrible childrens story. ;)

Yeah! Only most of the population get married.

Please knee yourself in the face for using the word homeboy.

Comparing pay of CEOs at different companies is a flawed comparison as payouts are not even accross the board.

I should have added, unless they are in to that sort of thing. ;)