You built a city in the desert. And now you’re paying the price for it. And so is the poor Colorado River and numerous other waterways that never intended to fuel your greedy thirst.

I was thinking poor gal, she only got off once during almost nine minutes of intercourse.

It sounds like this is Apple’s attempt to institute some right-click or select button functions that have been present on Android devices for years.

Forcetouch-gate. “You’re pressing too hard”

Sounds like it. Hoping the screen will “click” too, aren’t ya?

I just want to see them force this hardware into a smaller housing, because this phone is too large. I’m tired of large phones. Tired of them. Make a phone that fits in my palm, you monsters.

I might have to seriously consider an Android phone after this, if only because the iPhone 6 is just a smidge too big for my tastes.

You mean saving you .4 milliseconds of time? OMG god forbid you have to wait less than 1 second for your phone too do something lol.

The issue (as far as I can tell) is that you’ll also be paying $15+/month to pay off your phone, or pay a few hundred up front for that. So $120 becomes at least $150/mo for 12gb w/ two phone because you pay for both the phone itself and the access to the data.

Occurrences like this make me so disgusted when someone doesn’t read the article, and jumps on their soap box about how people are against something, that was actually the cause of the article’s contents. It’s like WTF?

What you just described is not why millions of gallons of wastewater contaminated the river overnight, but rather because someone incompetent in the Environmental Protection Agency, fucked up. Try again.

You do realize this was caused by the EPA right?

Well, since the EPA is completely responsible for this....it wouldn’t have happened if they didn’t exist?

How much will the EPA fine it’s self?

Will Gawker media commenters ever read the full article?

imagine the uproar if this was an energy company's fault?

I still haven’t seen any reason why I’d want to switch from Windows 7 to 10, and the list of why I don’t want 10 vs. 7 keeps getting longer.

The reason for this silliness is, of course, our old friend Patent Law . Microsoft has to pay a license fee to the consortium that owns the DVD standard for every copy of Windows that they sell (and IIRC it’s oddly large). VLC gets around that because they’re based in France and there’s some weird loophole in French…

Good point. Who even uses optical media in 2015?