modplan
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“The point is that the Obama administration is using campaign-friendly rhetoric”

Well Jimmy.. when you run the planet.. everything kinda is within our interest. Now run along and let the adults finish the conversation..and my god.. please brush the remaining teeth you have left before bedtime!

“Your indoctrination into the right-wing perpetual victimhood is complete.”

“Hi there, liberal and millennial here.”

It absolutely would. It’s just a random coincidence no major power has gone to war with each other since WW2? Before WW2 Major powers were warring with each other every 10-15 years, if not constantly.

Dear “European Citizen”,

We have several planes that are near impossible to shoot down.

Dear Europe,

He sounds like the type that would say there's no need for him to pay for Internet access because he can pick up his neighbors wi-fi, then complain about the speed.

Let’s not remind the Europeans that the only reason they can play pacifist is because the US does all their fighting for them.

Let me guess... your country falls under NATO (read: United States) protection?

Since any nuclear capable nation could just make a new nuke after the whole world disarms, its rather pointless to disarm in the first place. I wonder if a nuclear disarmed world would lead to more wars in fact.

Dear European citizen,

As a European citizen(depending on the country) you have nukes as well, so why don’t you disarm yours first? I see a lot of hate towards the United States but we’re damned if we do, damned if we don’t. If we step in to stop a murderous dictator or genocide we are criticized as being the “World Police” but if we don’t

Dear European Citizen,

“I’m a European citizen, and I find this focus on updating the nuclear arsenal, let alone testing it, very scary.”

Well when the crazy, picked on, Iranian school kid comes to the playground with a gun (nuke) we’ll let you handle that crazy all on your own.

This is a very odd statement criticizing the US especially coming from a European citizen. Your puny defense budgets and militaries that are basically armed pension funds are only workable due to your safe position under the US nuclear umbrella. It seems odd you castigate the US as the biggest bully on the playground

Dear European,

This isn’t about wanting one more weapon, it’s about not letting the old ones rust. What you should dislike more is if the one big boy you don’t like is the only one with a knife. I don’t think Putin is letting his nukes rust, but he probably hides the testing better.