They’re just pissed that their own skills and education mean that someone who doesn’t speak English and had to crawl under a fence to come here could still compete with them for a job.

Trucks should be banned from left lanes, unless there’s a left exit. Period.

“Ah damnit Jerry, Airplanes & Alcohol is next week”

A full 72 percent said they would rather give up texting for a week than their car, which is a nice fuck you to everyone who said cell phones are the new cars. I totally get that, mainly because I'm married and pushing 30 and most of my texting consists of me and my wife reminding each other to pick up toilet paper at…

It's great to see Rico win the Chili Bowl. I've been pulling for him ever since I saw this video.

Guess I won't be on Jalopnik Grand Prix weekends then. Have to un-friend them on facebook too. Not sure what's so hard or such a big deal about keeping results out of the headlines. Once you're in the story you can talk about all the groundbreaking news you want. Why watch the race if you know the finishing order…

I have no problem with you guys covering motorsports events. By all means write as many articles on them as you like. My problem comes when you give out race results in the headline of the article.

You're playing semantic games. If you actually believed race results were unimportant you wouldn't give them away in headlines. And since when was this a "news" site? It's a collection of opinion pieces.

That's why I just do something remarkable, and get this, AVOID THE INTERNET until I've seen the race. However, I will still enforce the rule of keep spoilers after the jump, for those who just happen to be browsing Oppo.

Let's not forget that they also updated the stereos in the last few years. Our first Corolla, a 2001, had the exact same stereo that the in laws 90 Camry had...

More options than a white kid growing up in Connecticut.

Bernie is as rich as, well... as rich as a dude that looks like him needs to be to pull supermodel wifes. But, how much of that has come from F1? Or, from investments he never would have been able to make if he didn't have the money he has made from F1.

AC is rather nice in a humid place as well. And for defrosting aid in humid and cold places too.

But man, you'd need to hire a good manager for something like this, or you could easily drive this place into the ground.

With regards to a group buy, what's keeping Jalopnik from running a campaign to buy a track? Do it through kickstarter and the prizes can be things like getting to sit in DeMuro's Ferrari sans pants or roll Orlove's beetle! Or like, a ton of track time. I dunno.

Rare photo of a Lada class sub in action.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and 13.2…

I always thought I was just a cheap college student, but apparently I was "hypermiling"

VTEC just kicked in and HARD!

If Jenson Button ends up without a ride, SOMEONE needs to hire him for a broadcast team. It would certainly be a loss for him to leave motorsport, but he is one of the best on camera personalities in the sport, has better technical and personal understanding of the modern cars, and knows the drivers.