Disagree. They are fun, well made, and make you a better driver. Also it really helps for learning tracks IRL. Don’t be such a curmudgeon.

Sure but how many times has Lincoln won a trophy at Le Mans?

A 2 year old?

Especially the pasta. Who eats two forkfuls and says, “I’m done.”?

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

5 MPH?

Clearly it’s impossible those could’ve been purchased before she lost her job.

TBF, if I was working the night shift at CVS I’d probably get high as I possibly could too.

How bad does it smell on the inside?

We’ve casted our vote

You can so outrun a radio. You just need to be far enough ahead to be able to ditch and dash. Make sure you head for a crowded area to lose yourself or the helicopter’s thermal camera will find the tree or dumpster you are hiding in.

Eve Online is the best game I never want to play.

Don’t sweat it, long-term indentured servitude ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

That is an insult to Quark.

I’m reading this comment and literally eating cake at my desk. Sorry, not sorry.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

Sorry bleeding-heart crybaby, but if you play stupid games, sometimes you win stupid prizes. I don’t feel bad at all.