TBF, if I was working the night shift at CVS I’d probably get high as I possibly could too.

We’ve casted our vote

You can so outrun a radio. You just need to be far enough ahead to be able to ditch and dash. Make sure you head for a crowded area to lose yourself or the helicopter’s thermal camera will find the tree or dumpster you are hiding in.

Eve Online is the best game I never want to play.

Don’t sweat it, long-term indentured servitude ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

I’m reading this comment and literally eating cake at my desk. Sorry, not sorry.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

Sorry bleeding-heart crybaby, but if you play stupid games, sometimes you win stupid prizes. I don’t feel bad at all.

First off Spore gets a bad wrap, but it is actually a pretty great concept and works on a fundamentally fantastic way, it just happened to have terrible pacing and controls.

Pretty sure Mustangs were plowing into crowds long before that:

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

BAN ASSAULT MUSTANGS!!

OLD WHITE MAN STUCK IN PAST MAKES POOR DECISION

“a very low limit of potential customer base” seems to be disproved by the 400,000 pre-orders and counting!

They can’t since they were classified as a WMD by the UN.

They can’t since they were classified as a WMD by the UN.

^This guy knows what’s up

^This guy knows what’s up

No big deal.

@Liam Kinkaid: Roll your shirts, they wrinkle much less.