I’ve known a few pizza places with bars that basically combined pizza with Uber. Instead of driving home drunk, order a pizza for delivery and they’d deliver you right along with it.

Here is the crazy thing. They old fogeys that promote people like Vizquel for being a defensive wizard and ignoring his less than mediocre offense are probably the same people that refused to vote for Edgar Martinez because he only played half the game. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t ya think?

Hard to stand out in a Communist, Eastern-bloc country like that

Save it for the jogging trail.

I get endless joy out of this shot. In the pantheon of great sports pictures, this has to be top 4, easy. I would totally watch a 30 for 30 about that family.

I don’t think I can trust anybody that produces a 3 letter acronym from 4 words.

Maybe they hired him because of the Staph he would bring with?

+2 wild women

Holy shit that’s tough to watch. Pat Sajak looks like the emcee at a dance party at Del Boca Vista Phase 2

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

From what I can gather it’s either a) there were no death threats and he made them up to distract everyone from how bad his team is, or b) there were death threats and he didn’t respond properly (say, by notifying law enforcement that people’s lives might be in danger).

This story has really humped the shark.

But what is the best FRIED pickle? Key note: fried pickle chips are about 100x better than fried pickle spears.

No chance they fire him mid-season. There are two people that should be fired before McAdoo. GM Jerry Reese for blatantly ignoring the OL despite it being the weakest link last year or the strength coach, whether its warranted or not, since there has to be a fall guy when half your roster has been injured so far. …

You McDLT your lunch sandwich?

Forget it, he’s rolling.

Wise as always, Joshua.

The only winning move is not to play.

But who eats mashed potatoes with chili?