Sigh…ok, I'll do it.

Wait, we could be getting bored with Ellen Page's nipples right now? I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS TIMELINE ANYMORE.

Am I the only one who gets an "Akbar & Jeff" vibe from them?

Come to Boston: the Big Bean! Fourth City! The city of Narrow Shoulders!

The "ripped from the headlines" is Genarlow Wilson, who cameraphoned a bj with a girl at a party. he wasn't the 'angel' this guy was, but he certainly didnt deserve the prison time he got.

ZMF - if you get accepted, I will put up $145 of my own money to send you there. I'm sure there's 9 other AV clubbers that would do the same.

A life without gerunds is hardly worth living.

genesis, seriously?
c'mon, aren't we going to berate him for listening to phil collins-era genesis?
(i usually skip right over to "me and sarah jane.")

how disappointed were you when you first heard nabin's voice?