modernplumbersloveblackcaulk
modern plumbers love black caulk
modernplumbersloveblackcaulk

any chance it shows you where to find a life?

you realize you accidentally pushed ‘publish’ on this?

maybe it was nervous...

why not just have mommy warm up some milk while she tells you a bedtime story instead?

ok.

killing.

unless he punched him/her with his cock...

even the torso?

i don’t believe you.

why do you want ban cars so badly?

your parents must be so proud.

because at a strip club, the bosses want to make sure no one gets fucked...

carnts.

spoiler alert: he already went free.

i see middle school let out early today...

i’m guessing on the bell curve for endowment, you’re on the left.

you lied.