to be honest — the truck was asking for it...

that would explain the fivehead.

we’re still not as bad as hitler.

i understand the early sunday rationale. but what’s the excuse for the other six days?

The best way to really give off the Martin Shkreli vibe is to A.) jack up the prices of in-demand, lifesaving medications and B.) inappropriately flirt with some teens. I do not have the power for A. and I am uncomfortable with B.

well... generally speaking — in any group of friends — there tends to be only one cool mom...

whip? fuzzy dildo?

you’re not a commenter.

you’re not a commenter.

it’s not an asterisk.

ya’ think?

c’mon! drive it off.

dc?

i know.

hate to break it to you — but they all belong to china...

all you need is the hat.

no.

trick question.

I live in Austin and these fvcking nose rings are everywhere. WTF is wrong with you kids these days!!!!!!!!