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Aggressively boring is about the best description of that show that I've ever heard.

Literally anyone who is wearing sneakers and walking around outside at a brisk pace will make me feel lazy. I don't care about your body type or height, if you are walking or jogging I will feel equally shamed and impressed as I drive by you.

THANK YOU.

I know kids can be assholes, but whatever kid said that crap about her grandfather is fucking evil.

Oh gawd, I would want to be let off the plane if I had to endure this.

Thank you for bringing this to my life.

I immediately thought of this gif. It's been a long (and will continue to be) day.

You had me until you made that slight defense of the "Show time!" kids. No. They are a plague.

Extra vitriol, probably. She would be "wasting" her "ideal looks" by being so fat if she were white and blonde. See also: everyone who called Megan Hilty a fat cow online when Smash started.

As someone who hates April Fools Day jokes from reputable sources (I JUST WANT TO READ THE NEWS WITHOUT WONDERING IF IT'S NOT REAL), and someone who loves food-related things and watches too much food porn TV, the normcore post from Bon Apetite was pretty good. I particularly enjoyed "Bread Bowls: A great way to eat

Ha, okay, that's actually way better. This idea is Grumpy Sick Person Approved™!

I think this prank is okay if you change your friends birthday to April 1 and they have no idea why everyone thinks it's their bday.

Speaking of April Fool's pranks, can we please, collectively, put a moratorium on changing your birthday to April 1st on Facebook to trick people into wishing you a happy birthday? It's so dumb/rude. I mean guess how many people's birthday's I have memorized? Like, five. So if you're not a family member or my best

She gives me the confidence to go sleeveless! Her exfoliation and moisturizer game is way more on point than mine, though.

She is like, a size 8. That is not what people would call fat, or even chubby. "Thick" at the most. I look like her too, and I love that she goes sleeveless. I go sleeveless too.

Aint that the truth though. A celebrity's day job is working out, there is nothing else.

It take a lot of effort to look like a normal/chubby woman.

I hate how freaking normal Hollywood Fat is. I mean, come on. In real life nobody would be calling Mindy Kaling fat.