Why is margarita in the hard liquor category? That doesn't make sense... It's not a liquor, it's a cocktail. Same with long island iced teas and jager bombs. Those should all be in the soft alcohol category with the other cocktails. For some reason you put bottled cocktails like Mike's Hard into soft but cocktails…

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Dear Vodka,

What it comes down to is that if for some reason I was sober (??) I'd rather hang out with a room full of snuggly, cuddly, stinky, forgetful stoners watching Good Burger on netflix and forgetting where they put their papers then be trapped in a room with one coked up dickhead.

VODDDDDDDDDDKA! It's so versatile.

I hate IPAs with a burning passion of 10,000 suns. GO BLUE MOON GO!!

Weed, Xanax, Vodka & Champagne!!

Coke is more fun, but weed is so much healthier and more practical. Stoners are a well fed and properly rested people.

Not trying to sway anyone or anything, but Snoop did say he would share if weed wins.

In the file of "I could not make this kind of thing up"; after leaving Yogurtland last night I almost tripped on a Blue Moon beer bottle next to my car. And that's when I officially knew, it was all over.

Vodka and margaritas are in a dead heat???

fuck IPAs though. now if you put it against a craft hefeweizen, it's game on.

Weed over coke, only because you can be high on weed pretty much all the time without major consequence. Also because weed is affordable and good for me here whereas the coke is $100 a gram for baby laxative that makes your tongue a little numb.

I only like really light citrusy/sweet/fruity "girly" beers with no hops. And even then It's a love/hate. What would you suggest for me? (Or... is your definition of "good" actually "hoppy as fuck and kind of disgusting but this makes me cool if I drink it right?" like SOME people I know.)

Weed and missionary are a-okay with me, especially when the former lets the latter last for hours :)

I am firmly team weed and vodka. ALSO MY PLANTS ARE ALMOST READY I AM EXCITE

Team Weed!

It was always going to come down to weed vs. vodka. I can't make that choice. Can't we all just get along and have both?

Haha fuck you cokeheads STONERS FOREVER