So, for #1, respond to body shaming with more body shaming? Got it.

I totally forgot to mention Taylor's watercolor. Just lovely. I predict she will be the next Gwyneth Paltrow.

It's like taking a selfie at the funeral of millions of people. Inappropriate? For sure.

Yes. Exactly what I thought. You can take pictures of a site like that. You don't take pictures of yourself posing at a site like that.

I felt it was really inappropriate. It's like taking a selfie at a funeral.

MIA and Janelle Monae?!?!?!? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!

I don't know about having your photo taken at the Anne Frank museum. Seems a bit disrespectful to me, about as appropriate as the funeral selfie.

I very much doubt that if I bought "Molly" it would be pure MDMA. Like really, really doubt it.

My dad was a big trackstar back in his day and he basically said that running was 50% condition and 50% breathing. He probably knows what he's talking about considering he was running 4 minute miles in high school!

I'm not an academic, so help me out here. Do most researchers refer to male genitalia as "cocks" in the academic world?

top floor? AHAHAAHAHAHAHAA. have you been to Bloomingdale's Flagship store? In the basement, near the exit to the subway. Because you shouldn't even walk through their store.

9) Snuffaluffagus

This article could've been a good jumping off point for discussing the racism of the small nose beauty ideal. But mocking chicks who fuck up their makeup is easier.

Contouring is a drag queen tool. It works for drag queens because they are typically performing, and the look is a more exaggerated, overdone version of femininity. When women do it, but also try to make it look natural, they look like second rate drag queens. I am really not seeing the issue here.

Soooo…is this too much or not enough?

I think this all also hinges on being conventionally attractive, for women at least. It's the elephant in the room — if you're going to look funky, you have to also look polished in some way.

I don't understand how Quaaludes beat Ketamine. Maybe because I've never tried a Quaalude? But K has some really cool properties! It works very well as a fast acting anti-depressant (citation needed)! It could help us understand how different chemicals are used by the brain! It's terrible that most K on the street is…

Are we talking original Four Loko or Four Loko now? because original Four Loko was anything but soft. as much as it gave me a few very alert, fun drunken nights, I'm glad it was taken off the market.

I still don't understand how acid ended up being seeded lower than mushrooms much less seeded lower than PCP, bath salts, and Krokodil.

Ugh, Four Lokos. It's like drinking an entire bottle of disgusting, sugary wine. I don't know I, a successful 27 year old lady, keep drinking this. (Just kidding, I do— It's because it's cheap and I hate my job and I can buy it at the convenience store next to where I work immediately after my shift ends. Cheers!)