modern-millie
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modern-millie

Who would vote for coke over weed?

Cokedick is real.

Hmm! Coors definitely tried to make it seem like it was wholly separate entity. Anyway, for all those people pissing and moaning about how gross Blue Moon is, it sure has won a number of awards.

It didn't start out that way.

Weed will win. Why? Because you can grow that shit ANYWHERE. BY YOURSELF. And it's FUN.

That's what you get for trying to be artsy with a naked baby. I hope she peed on something really expensive.

That skit was so weird, hahaha.

He seems to go by both.

Oh, yeah, because Ricky Gervais is a pinnacle of male attractiveness.

Louis is one of the few people who could get me to watch SNL these days.

BREAKING: gigantic talking butthole found in Alaska!

Bette Midler talkin' shit. Also, that carpet that Arianna Huffington is sitting on looks disgusting.

Or an album title.

Ambien Divorce.

Well, a cocktail technically is more than 2 ingredients. But yes, I personally prefer gin over anything else. But scotch is not my drink of choice. Not into peat! I'm a bourbon or rye drinker.

That sounds delicious. I make a similar-ish drink with gin (I'm partial to Bombay Sapphire myself, or good ol' Tanqueray), St. Germain, lemon juice, simple syrup (or you can use fresh lemonade), and club soda. I garnish with lemon, but your recipe makes me think mint would be good, too.

So what? Scotch and grapefruit juice sounds terrible. I like cocktails.

I'd have voted for Xanax if the poll had been correct when I voted. Good thing it won!

Oh, I've had dire stomach bugs before, the kinds that land you in the ER. Doctor said that diarrhea happens for a reason- to get the shit (and the bug) out of you. On a day to day basis, though, I'll take caffeine.

No. Pampered little fucks! They gotta fake it.