Martha, I fucking LOVE Triscuits. With cream cheese or cottage cheese, divine. Salty, wheaty, delicious.

What is going on here with her face??!

I'd be crying too if the weight of Putin's Russia was on my shoulders.

The "They're Real" mascara wand is really scratchy. I like the results, but hate the wand. And the price. I do not hang on to mascaras for long.

That Stila eyeliner works like nothing else- I bought some for my dad's funeral, cried through the ENTIRE CATHOLIC MASS, and my eyes looked flawless.

Maybelline's The Rocket and Volum' Express The Falsies mascaras. No Fancy brand, not even the Dior Show line, works better than Maybelline, which is all the more true when you factor in price and value. And Maybelline eyeliners are all really good.

I have extremely fine, straight hair, and the best shampoo I have used is Redken's volumizing shampoo. But if I weren't allowed to have a salon brand, I'd use Pantene.

Finger hair close-up makes me want to hurl.

It IS worse. Because you were thisclosetowinning.

Let's not forget- you have to pay taxes on this garbage. NO THANKS.

Stick Mexico back on that list. I just got back from a FABULOUS vacation in Mexico.

This is a disaster. Old lady bag + ice skater shoes + plastic skirt + gauze top = matchy matchy color = BLECH

Sean Penn.

I believe Paris Hilton said it looks like a "garbage bag full of cottage cheese."

ppppbbbbbbbttthhhhhhh

It's so mean, but I laughed. Because farts.

Madonna doesn't do anything gracefully.

These pants just need pockets.

PRECISELY. It's all about the mid-rise, so you aren't emphasizing or creating a FUPA, and your butt is still covered. And you aren't crushing your innards.

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