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Not feeling this pose. So weird. Stand up straight!

True. We have our government to blame for that, for sure.

Except in Pakistan, where volunteers administering polio vaccine are being murdered because the locals are sure that the vaccine is actually a weapon from the U.S. designed to kill their children. Thanks, Taliban!

Because there can only be one lead vocalist, and that is Beyonce.

And San Jose! We're all surviving, somehow.

The chorus makes me want to cut my ears off. The "day doot day doot" part, just...ugh, I want to puke, I hate the way it sounds.

They are so comfortable. And the flats ARE cute. But they're really like walking on clouds.

They don't make those anymore.

...which is a plastic polymer.

I second this motion. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

If I never see "[jealous/bitter/angry/judgmental], much?" again, it will be too soon. No more "[word], much?"!

I'm annoyed at Target, though I know they're swamped. I have a REDCard that I wanted to replace, with a new number. I have only gotten a busy signal when I try calling the customer service line, so I went online to replace my card. Easy peasy, I thought. NO. They sent me a new card alright, but with the same fucking…

Nothing. I change mine twice a day, in the comfort of my own bathroom. I've never had to change it more often.

My birthday is December 4, exactly 3 weeks before Christmas. Luckily, those 3 weeks have always been enough of a gap that I always received separate gifts and could celebrate my birthday at school and have a proper party with friends. I've never envied people with Christmas or early January birthdays. The worst/best…

YES! I've never heard anyone articulate this, but I think it all the time.

Hmmm, I've never even HEARD of the Super Taco. I know they're gross, but I love JITB tacos.

WHAT. NOOO. YOU LIE. TELL ME YOU'RE LYING.

You want to use them so that your cunt isn't coated in blood from wearing a pad all day. And because you want to do more than waddle around carefully for a week every month.

It's possible you are just prone to yeast infections. Are you making sure your hands are really clean before you remove or insert the cup?