You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

“You have to admire a person using the right tool for the job.”

He should have removed that big ass gun too. But the new truck probably had an even bigger gun on it, because Texas City, Texas is the most Texas city in Texas.

Looks like that dealership is going to be in Super Doody.

Geschäft up front, fête in the back.

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

I have often though about buying many smashed, clean-title cars for pennies, selling them as scrap piece by piece, pawning their titles at a title store, and then disappearing into the night with millions of dollars to start my own car company. Maybe I’ll call it Elio. Or SuperReplicas.

Maybe if their eyes were in the right place it wouldn’t have taken them almost 4 years to find your article, Torch.

Am I doing this right? -

Oooo! Oooo! I know this one! Hairdresser:

Came for this, not disappointed...

I once saw a Lambo in a pond:

Serving time is ridiculous but he also shouldn’t get off without some form of punishment. I propose that he is forced to drive around London in this fine example of American automotive engineering with the license plate USA 1776 for at least a year.

It’d be awesome to just leave it up on the air jacks in parking lots. Anti-stance!

The factory will be able to dectect when anyone is looking at it and stop producing soot.

the way my Cadillac ATS gets only 20 mpg out of a 2 liter engine.