Lenny Kravitz was going to open with Smoke on the Wasser.

This guy is the grandest of all the Grand Pricks.

I. Disagree.

They wont break them, but they might only work intermittently from now on and only when you don’t want them to.

If the farmers are plowing the police, who’s tending to the brussel sprouts?

The biggest cunt on an Iowa-class since that Cher video!

Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.

Adding AWD to a RWD car is like adding anchovies on a Hawaiian Papa John’s Pizza. It’s sabotage.

I didn’t realize there was a race series just for relatives of Pastor Maldonado. this is awesome!

Disqualified, Far too timeless.

Most timeless? I mean, duh!

I’ll take the second stone (the ownership one), buy a paddock pass to a GP, and then get into Lotus’s F1 car. Somehow I don’t think they’ll mind they’re car being destroyed less frequently than it is right now.

In that spot in Houston, I BELIEVE there are technically 3. There’s one in the Barns and Noble, too.

The Ukraninan Judge also awarded 3 points, but the Russian Judge decided to claim the other 7 points