If they’re still with Trump after this, they weren’t coming to the cookout anyway. They’re too busy being the one black guy at the Kentucky Derby party. 

Now you appear to just be ranting against the entire general concept of debates, which, whatever. Still has nothing to do with last night’s performances.

It was a win for Biden, by leaps and bounds. He spoke clearly and passionately to the people in the face of an angry lunatic.

Gonna say it here too:

Flat Earth imbeciles have more sense than undecided voters. Fuck all of them.

“If you know of any undecided voters who watched that debate and are still undecided...”

... and are about to vote Republican again.

Trump wants frightened voters and no more debates. His team blew this up on purpose. They can’t beat Biden in the facts, etc., so why try? Blow it up, get them canceled and just hole filtered rallies that every news outlet will cover.

If you know of any undecided voters who watched that debate and are still undecided...

I have a lot of family members that are supporters of that idiot, so I understand the pain of loving someone with different political views.

With the third question, I’m mostly kidding.

I could never fuck someone who supports Trump. It’s not even political - it’s a question of basic humanity.

* Also applies to hate-fucking.

Sweetheart, I mean this in the kindest way possible: why are you marrying this person?

I think you already know what to do. You just need help figuring out how to do it.

I’m so sorry. What a terrible situation to be in. It sounds like you have already had conversations with him and he’s not budging. I’m always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt: I’ll listen to them, ask questions, provide evidence and facts. But if you’ve done that and he is dug deep into his conspiracy…

I used to joke about this, and then Trump happened. Since then, I’ve sent panicked “Ugh, before we go on our third date...who did you vote for?” texts to partners. (Luckily, so far it’s been 2/2 for Hillary.) Maybe it’s petty, but I don’t fuck with people who vote for someone who tramples on my human rights (as a…

I’m sorry, but you’ve broken rule number one. Never fuck a republican. You have to break this off. It’s for the best. 

Sounds like your fiancé doesn’t need to be your fiancé anymore.