I saw Mad Max: Fury Road at almost midnight on a Sunday, which was fine, except I walked out of the theater more pumped than I’ve ever been in my life to run through walls and fight and shit, and it was 2 a.m. on a Monday and the streets were abandoned and I had to go home and go to sleep.

It’s extremely Brownsian that they can’t even be the best at losing

I tend to agree with you, but taking the Browns to the playoffs and winning a game is about as successful as you can get in Cleveland.

They thought of introducing a new 30 yard penalty for that, called, “excessive and unnecessarily rough celebration”, but they knew Phil Sims wouldn’t be able to say all those long words in a row and decided to suspend Josh Gordon instead.

It’s called gambling.

There really should be nothing to it. After all, the NCAA takes wins away from programs retroactively when they’re penalized for recruiting and other violations, so in this case, when changing the outcome is so simple, I can’t imagine why they aren’t doing that.

Honest question, in situations like this why can’t they just reverse the result of the game? OK State legitimately won the game, why can’t they just say the last play never happened?

That was actually a more disappointing revelation to me yesterday than the Bills being dog shit again for the 20th straight season

Side Note: When are we going to get a some Hot Takes about how Brady is a System Quarterback and there will be no drop off when he leaves because it’s Belichick’s system? My Facebook feed was blowing up with that last night but those are amateurs. I need some Professional Takes on the matter.

He’s a real stand-up guy.

If he’d spiked him, would the penalty be for excessive celebration or unnecessary roughness?

The last thing Venezuelan’s need? Inflated expectations.

That sounds deceptively vague. I think I’m gonna have to listen to the podcast, you sneaky pete.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

“I like to bet on horses, I like to bet on dogs,” Sager told the Associated Press. “I’ve bet on a lot of things with a lot higher odds than this.”

In that article, Sean McManus doggedly defends Simms even though public opinion is so strongly against him.

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

If CBS is willing to fire members of their NFL crew over fans’ complaints why hasn’t.... well, basically everyone, been fired yet?

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.