“The guidance is to delay or consider delaying pregnancy, certainly recognizing that this is tough for some populations,” said WHO spokesperson Christian Lindmeier.

It’s telling how the woman in her mid-20ies is a homewrecker, while the poor, naive man twice her age and life experience was just an easy mark to exploit and blackmail.

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

That is... always true

For someone who is saying she wants nothing to do with a Trump presidency, someone sure seems to be teeing herself up to appeal to the base fundamentalist voters. Maybe she thinks that her chance at the big dance is in 4 years?

Don’t. Please.

I like to compress them down into diamonds, which I then wear.

“Then I had this moment of panic because a puppy without a collar is a stray; they don’t have anyone to look after them. [...] It’s a sad thing to say, but there’s not love from the heart in me for Colin–but what I have got is someone who is there for me and I’m happy with that.”

This doesn’t sound super healthy? If…

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

So, I’m not one to rag on someone’s kink or anything but that photo will haunt my nightmares forever.

If someone has to tell you you’re psychic, you’re not psychic.

“I don’t know her life, but” Exactly, you don’t, and it’s just as lame to make assumptions about skinny people as it is fat people. Please stop projecting!

Weighing your food and counting calories lets you know what you’re putting in your body and when to stop, you know, putting things in your body. Weighing food is…

So..you’re an asshole?

Was about to very angrily protest that I did. But then realized I’ve been 30 for 5 months now.

Right? It’s like the amount of times I’ve gone to starbucks and a barista has mistaken me for Jodie Foster!? And then a man in a limousine has pulled up and screamed, “we found you Jodie. That’s right. You can run but you can’t HIDE” and then shoved me into a trunk and brought me home to a strange woman who claims to…

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

Ladies can be anything that men can be, including Bernie Bros.