The proper term is LESBOTS.

I hope so too. Is it Annalee and her unbelievably well-skilled research and analysis that we can thank for this? She's been doing an awesome job.

It’s almost endearing, in a way. Like watching a drunk guy try to walk up the down escalator.

I'm sure the majority agree with flimflam6969 from the Internet. You've got a refined taste in numbers, that's for sure.

One Million Moms would be a perfect name for our lesbian feminist knitting circle. (I assume those of us who started out straight or bi turned lesbian after watching that commercial.)

You’ve never heard of the Untilone Scientists? They’re a group of crazy self-experimenters.

You have to love any plan that starts with ‘Step 1 i put cocaine in my eye”.

That seems like the kind of attitude that allows them to keep getting away with it.

It’s important to be prepared. I also regularly make a point of telling people how bad my memory is and that I can’t remember things I actually remember - that way I will have builtuo plausible deniability and no one will think it suspicious that I don’t remember what happened on the night of April 21, 2015. (Just…

How would anyone know when the floor had been bleached? And even if they did, and assuming it seemed suspicious, suspicious behavior isn’t really proof of anything, whereas bloodstains might be.

Not if you regularly clean all the surfaces in your house with bleach. That’s what I do - I like to lay the groundwork for these kind of situations so ‘just in case’ something were to happen the bleach used to clean up won’t be suspicious.

Why do people call CSRs and tech support and think “maybe if I’m a huge enough asshole, the problem I wish to remedy will magically go away faster? “

Would you have said the same thing to the white Mississippi freedom riders? They were good white people, too, and they paid the ultimate price for their decision to stand up for justice. Or the straight folk who mourned the death of Matthew Shepard? Or the men who fight for equal pay for women? Or the able-bodied…

Yeah, I'd not want to realize my own ignorance, either.

Well, dumbass, you'd be wrong. Not only do I have many, many family members who were adopted in, I, myself, did not grow up in a home with my birth parents, either. My family believes in love beyond blood or DNA. Still want to say I don't know anything about adoption?

Thank you for writing this! I was wading through these comments feeling like I was the only one who was glad to see a thing like this, not because I am glad that people are suffering, but that they are talking about something that reflects their reality even though the subject matter is portrayed by society…

I don't think you're required to identify with them. I think people might be different.

This makes me so sad because I never ever hear it IRL. All you hear is how absolutely fantastic motherhood is, how you don't know real happiness or love before you have children, and how they give meaning to your life. And I notice people who dare say anything not 100% positive about that experience get a lot of…

Your mom drinks because you turned out better than she did. You're making the right choices for yourself, you're a go-getter, you're not a bitter bitch like she is, etc. Stepson isn't a threat to her self-esteem because he sounds like a loser. You're a threat and she sees a part of herself in you, the part that could…

Well maybe you should have invited her to the birthday lunch. Excluding her shows that you really don't want her around. She is his wife, and maybe it is something you need to accept. Why leave her out?