Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

In every nation where Christians live, trouble follows.
In every nation where atheists live, trouble follows.
In every nation where people live, trouble follows.

Now shut the fuck up, you idiot.

Wiserman is a troll.

You sound like a fucking idiot.

Whoa buddy!

Well...fuck you and your bigoted attitude.

What if I told you to “Shut the fuck up, Christian?” or “Shut the fuck up, Buddhist?” or “Shut the fuck up, Black guy?” or “Shut the fuck up, white person?”

A bigot across the aisle telling her to shut the fuck up isn't a small slight. Its wrong and I don't care what religion you adhere to, it is unacceptable to treat another human being like that. And if you're talking about the Buddhist monks in Mayanmar and their completely unBuddhist attitudes and actions regarding…

‘eh, Kanye has nothing to really gain from speaking at LATTC. Like it’s so far out of the realm of his usual press.

Yaaaaaaaassss. I’m so here for this new crop of teen and YA black celebs getting all up in their afro-futurist feels and daring to be weird in public. There’s room for that and I am SO EXCITED to see what kind of work they’ll be putting out into the world as they get older.

No, it’s real.

My issue with this is that I have no doubt he’s putting ‘touching your 5-year-old sister’ in the same category as teenagers’ premarital dry-humping or two adult women wanting to make out. They’re probably all equal ‘sins’.

The whole “fear of consequences” thing really plumped my porcupine. Consequences? What consequences? I mean, apparently there aren’t any, at least not for Josh Duggar.

unprecedented numbers of unwed mothers, millions of abortions, rampant STDs

omg unwed mothers are the worst....waaaay worse than child molestors, amirite??

Oh for fuck’s sake. So basically having the children of the family molested by an older sibling is a big bummer? Well, we hope it won’t happen, but if it does, them’s the breaks and no biggie?

This is awful. Also consistent. This sect views any sexual interaction outside marriage as the same sin, so wanting to take off your clothes with someone you’re dating is the exact same as what Josh did.

You left out the best part of Michael Seewald’s disgusting diatribe:

“Gawker covered the fact that baby girls are at fault for molestation if boys in the family have to change their diapers or the girls are “immodest.””

Who the hell allows a 65 year old woman to undergo IVF? Totally out of control. Adopt, people, adopt.